who is polish guy...
... and why the hell is he writing in English? These and other questions will be answered if you decide to waste your time further by sitting in front of the computer screen. My suggestion - don't do it! Get up! Go out! Go do something! Oh, you already did that, well fine, I'm not the boss of you. I guess it's time I introduced myself. My name is Tomasz Jozef Piotr Mieczkowski, or, as many call me, Tom. Don't worry if you cannot pronounce my last name, you wouldn't be the first one. I've been called many things in my life, from My Cow Ski, to Make Whiskey. Some simply gave up and called me "alphabet soup". But then again, many know me as "the Polish Guy".
newsletter
semi twisted diary new project uncovering the truth...
Bedtime stories and reasoning...I am not a big fan of bedtime stories. The reason being is because they do not seem to be very accurate. Some seem a little distorted while others just don't make any damn sense. I'll be going over some known literature and I'll try to clean some of these things up as we go. So sit back and enjoy the ride.
If you are suffering from lack of sense of humor, you may want to ask your doctor if STD is good for you. If at any time you are feeling grossed out, please stop reading and contact your physician right away. Tell him or her that the STD is making you feel sick and that you can't take it anymore. If you experience any other side effects, please send me some feedback, as this product has not yet been tested with a live audience.
Case Of Mondays - February 1, 2010Have you ever sat around on the train, and realized that you're looking for things that you CAN complain about? And you can't think of anything new? Have we already complained about everything there is to complain about? Highly doubt it!
So here we go... Have you noticed those little holes in your metro cards? That's right I'm picking on MTA again.